Playboy's Party Jokes
June, 2004
Three women were sitting in a bar talking about their new boyfriends, who all happened to be named George. To make the conversation easier, they decided to nickname each man after a drink. The first one said, "I'll call mine 7 UP, because he's seven inches and always up."The second one said, "I'll call mine Mountain Dew, because he likes to mount and do me."The third one said, "I'll call mine Jack Daniel's. He's a hard licker."An anthropologist visited a Native Amer...