Meaty Myths

December, 2004

Quick! Hide in the Closet! It sounds like my husband is home!Gosh!...Are you Fat!Shhhh! Why Are you hiding in hereThat's my dad out there! give me a hundred bucks and maybe I'll keep my mouth Shut!Shhh!! A Hundred?! A Hundred?! you're Just a kid! I'll Give you fifty!A Hundred or I squeal right now!Oh Good! I can buy some stuff with my hundred dollars!time to go to the mall and visit santa.huh? where did you get a hundered dollars?If you won't tell me young man, get up there and tell santa! he kn...

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