Playboy After Hours

December, 2004

Bad-Idea HaikuThings you won't find in our pages this monthNot everything deserves to be in Playboy. Some of the story ideas we had to turn down in recent months were so bad they drove us to commit haiku. Remember: You didn't hear about these from us.Naked Women's Wrestling League (nwwl.com)Naked girls are goodFor many things. Pile-drivingDoesn't spring to mind.Extreme ironing (extremeironing.com)Wacky guys pressingDress shirts on a mountain cliff.Irony, please die.Rasputin's giant penis is on d...