Burger Mistress

April, 2005

Wisdom to be used sparingly, if at allWhen you're old and gray, you will look back on your less than stellar conquests with fondness, not regret. Even the ones that made you itch.Not everything that's socially unacceptable is a good idea.A man who says he's never had a bad relationship is probably in one.Nurses are trained to ignore a patient's erection. If you really want to get her attention, ask her to dinner.If she throws her drink in your face and storms off, don't bother chasing her. You'l...