Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 2005

Three politicians in a bar were discussing where they liked their wives to be during sex. The Republican said, "On the bottom, of course, as God intended."The Independent said, "I see nothing wrong with the woman being on top."The Democrat said, "I prefer my wife to be out of town."Blonde joke of the month: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.What separates five female nymphomaniacs from two alcoholics?The cockpit door.A chicken farmer walked in...