Dirty Duck
May, 2005
Stop undressing those waitresses with your eyes, weevil, they've already done most of the work for you. The only reason they wear those skimpy outfits is so you'll get eyestrain and overtip them.Didn't you hear me, Pally? I said, snap out of it! It's an unwritten law of the twenty-first century that women can walk around in as little as possible while men still have to act like they're reading the evening news. May I take your order, guys? I want to lick your thighs.What did you say?!! You'll ha...
