Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 2005
The U.S. ambassador to France invited Jacques Chirac and his wife over for dinner. As they ate, the ambassador's wife said to Chirac's wife, "I hear you two are going on vacation in the Caribbean. It must be nice to get away.""Yes, I look forward to a week of a penis," Mrs. Chirac replied.A hush fell over the table. President Chirac leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze Americans pronounce zat word' appiness.' "Three Italian nuns died and went t...
