Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 2005

A man went to his doctor and said, "When I got up this morning I instinctively put on a pair of white gloves and called my wife Minnie. On the way to work I couldn't help singing, 'Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go.' And at the office I called my boss Grumpy. What's the matter with me?" "Isn't it obvious?" the doctor said. "You're having Disney spells."How do you know you're in a church that welcomes homosexuals?Only half of the congregation kneels.Blonde joke of...