Playboy's Party Jokes
December, 2005
What did the sign outside a whorehouse say?Beat it. We're closed.A first-grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multisyllabic words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children for examples of words with more than two syllables.One pupil stood up and said, "Mas-tur-bation." Shocked and trying to retain her composure, the teacher said, "Wow. Four syllables. That certainly is a mouthful.""No ma'am," he replied. "You're thinking of blow jo...
