Dirty Duck

February, 2006

Young lady, my friend and I couldn't help but notice your lovely floral arrangements and have decided we would like to send a nice large bouquet to my ex-wife for Valentine's Day.A reconciliation! How Romantic!We have a very wide assortment of flowers for every occasion, but on holidays like these, I suggest you send her something that will suit her personality.Well, in that case, I'll order some snap dragons or maybe a Venus Flytrap.Excuse Me?Better yet, rustle me up some forget-me-nots because...