Dirty Duck

June, 2006

Weevil's a big hit with the Lesbians upstairs, these days. So much So, that he's given himself a makeover and is about to propose marriage.I've got to put a stop to it.Just look at yourself, weevil. A pair of dykes on the fifth floor let you think they're in love with you and two months later, you're dressed like an Accordion player for Lawrence welk, you're selling out rather quickly, don't you think?what can I say, Mr. Duck? I'm on fire.Oh, Really? Well, mark my words, pal, success is a cruel...