Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 2006

Why didn't Dick Cheney get into more trouble for shooting a person in the face? Isn't that why Bill Clinton almost got impeached?A group of cowboys were out on the range, branding some cattle. While they were away the new cook saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for the night's meal, he slaughtered the animal and cooked it.Later on, after dinner, all the cowboys were sulking and ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, "Did I screw up the cooking?""No," the c...