Dirty Duck

October, 2006

I suppose you're wondering why I've asked you to wear a black catex bodysuit before starting your day's housecleaning, aren't you, Fifi?OUI, Monsieur Duck.Well, Weevil and I threw a very wild party last night and with all the diseases going around these days I don't want you catching anything that might kill me while you clean up all the bodily fluids. Catch my drift?OUI, Monsieur Duck.Good. Now before you begin, I think it's only fair to warn you that weevil has a very serious rubber fetish. We...

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