Penn Speaks (No Surprise)
December, 2007
Earlier today my mother called me at work. She was on hold with a local radio DJ and said she needed a "short, clean joke" fast. I grabbed an issue of imayhoy, flipped it open to Parl\ Jokes and readher a great one: '"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world,' a man said to his wile one night. 'Oh,' she replied, 'I'll miss you. ' I'm proud to say that joke won my mother two tickets to see Toby Keith in concert. Daniel Fillmore Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Nice job. What...