Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 2007

What do you call a truck full of vibrators at Christmas? Toys for twats.I'm having problems with my hearing." a man said to his doctor."Hmm," said the doctor. "Can you describe the symptoms?""Sure," said the man. "Homer is fat and yellow, Marge has big hair...."A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother."Santa wrote back, "Send me your mother."Honey, if I die, I know you'll eventually remarry," a man said to his wife...

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