Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 2008

Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet. The first alien said, "It seems the dominant life-forms on Karth have devel­oped satellite-based weapons."The second alien asked, "Are they an emerging intelligence?""I don't think so," the first responded. "They have the weapons aimed at themselves."A man on a business trip went to a singles bar, approached two ladies and offered each of them S200 to spend the night with him. One girl stormed out in...