Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 2008

Wr hy did Eliot Spitzer, the former governor of New York, spend $80,000 on escorts?Because his wife was a Spitzer but he wanted a swallower.How did the country know Eliot Spitzer was a Democrat?He was caught with a woman.wlhy did Eliot Spitzer's wife stand next to him when he publicly confessed to stepping outside his marriage?It qualifies her to run for president on the Democratic ticket.How do you slow down a hooker? Put a governor on her.An old miser read an advertisement that the new whoreho...