The Shop That Punk Built

July, 2008

10 SORT OF FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN THE SUMMER BLACKOUT HITS10. Walk around pretending to have loud, trivial conversation on cell phone. 9. Form tribes and start plotting alliances.8. Drink it—whatever you got—while it's still cold.7. Enjoy a quiet, candlelit night in with your lover. (Tip: Use scented can­dles, as you both stink to high hell.) 6. Proposition uninformed women for "end-of-the-world sex." 5. Panic, riot, loot.4. Change Facebook status to "unable to use Facebook due to...