Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 2008

Why was Bill Clinton so upset during the pri­mary season?If he had known 10 years ago how good Hillary would be at blowing the presidency, he wouldn't have needed Monica.What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Darling.Miss, would you help me?" a customer at a department store asked a female clerk. "I would like to purchase a birthday gift for my brother. What do you suggest for a man who has everything?" The clerk offered, "My phone number?&qu...