Anna Faris
December, 2008
Although he calls me, rather unkindly, a "scumbag dirtbag" and "maggot," I would like to thank Dana White for fulfilling my boyhood dream of seeing my name in playboy (Playboy Interview, September). Of course, White is an idiot. He went to sleep one night and woke up standing on third base, thinking he hit a triple. In reality, without promoter Lorenzo Fertitta's money, he would still be making Jazzercise tapes. To his credit, White has done a wonderful job branding the Ult...
