Playboy's Party Jokes
December, 2008
A fed-up wife asked her persnickety car-loving husband what he wanted for Christmas. "Something that goes from zero to 250 in three seconds flat," he said.On Christmas Day he unwrapped a bathroom scale.Three stages of life:1. You believe in Santa Claus.2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.3. You are Santa Claus.Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because he heard the snowblower was coming down the block.A gentleman walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautifu...
