Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 2010

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some assistance. "You took math in college," he said. "I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14 per­cent, how much would you take off?"The secretary considered the question for a moment and replied, "Everything but my earrings."There should be an all-steroid sports competi­tion called the Olympdicks.What is one of the most expensive things in the w...