Don't Ask Don't Tell
October, 2011
most of you, my loyal piayboy readers, know, I got married last year to Jimmy Big Balls. For me to commit to marriage so late in life, I had to love this guy. A lot. In fact, I love everything about Jimmy—except for one thing. No, not the fact that his testicles are so large he has to buy underwear with pleats. The one thing that bugs me about Jimmy is that he won't shut the fuck up.Please don't misunderstand me. I love talking with Jimmy, and he's one of the most hilarious and entertaining peop...
