Playboy's Party Jokes
October, 2011
One morning a man woke up, discovered he had a red ring around the base of his penis and immediately headed to the nearest emergency room. At the hospital a nurse examined him and said, "Don't worry, I have just the thing for this." She left the room, came back with her purse and pulled out a package of tow-elettes. She then proceeded to use one of the towelettes to wipe away the red mark."That was easy!" the man exclaimed. "What were you using?""Makeup remover...