Playboy's Party Jokes

March, 2012

At a St. Patrick's Day party, a midget dressed as a leprechaun approached a tall blonde woman and slurred, "Hey, honey, whaddya say to a little fuck?"She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little fuck."In the tough economy, an educated woman was forced to apply for a job in a lemon grove. After the foreman had reviewed her resume, he frowned and said, "I must ask, do you have any actual experience in picking lemons?""As a matter of fact I have...