Does The Enemy Wear Underoos?

November, 2012

Lisa Lampanelli lays out the good, the bad and the ugly of MILF dating.As people grow older, their list of must-haves in a potential mate grows exponentially shorter. So when I decided to get back into a seri­ous relationship, I had three things I required in a man. Two of them were huge testicles. The other? That those testicles had produced absolutely noth­ing except shock and awe from those who had seen them. That's -right—I wanted a guy with no kids, and it was something I would not compromi...