Closing The Deal The Old Fashioned Way
December, 2012
Lisa Lampanelli's guide to the postdate touchdownknow that you, my loyal playboy readers, think of me as an old married beyotch, but that wasn't always my status. When I was a young single beyotch, my dating life was more active than Ann Coulter's thyroid. While I don't miss them in the least, I remember those times well. I especially enjoyed that point in a relationship when I was ready to go all the way, prepared to throw down the old dirty-dirty for the first time as a couple. For me, this w...
