Playboy's Party Jokes
December, 2012
What do you do if you come across Santa on Christmas Eve?Apologize and wipe it off.lAf hat's the difference between Santa Claus and a bartender?Santa has to look at only eight assholes.Can I have a dog for Christmas?" a boy asked his mother."Absolutely not!" she answered. "You'll have turkey like everyone else."Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he comes only once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney.I feel bad for you guys," a wife told her...
