Playboy's Party Jokes
January / February, 2013
A wife texted her husband on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen."The husband texted back, "Pour some lukewarm water over them."Minutes later the wife texted, "The computer is completely fucked now."Friends are like snowflakes: If you pee on them they disappear.A man asked his wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day."Anything with diamonds," she answered.He was surprised when she became irate over receiving a deck of cards.A blonde was filling out p...
