Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 2013

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.A man out Christmas shopping spotted a guy with a tree slung over the hood of his car. "Getting ready for Christmas?" the first man asked."No," the second replied, "teaching the wife how to drive."How are women's breasts like the train sets kids get for Christmas?They were originally made for children, but the fathers want to play with them.The three wise men sound genero...

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