The New Man: A Man’s Field Guide To Men’s Men, For Men

Winter 2025

Joe Rogan was just the start. After a decade of terminal online-ness, the manosphere has spawned a rogues’ gallery of would-be philosophers, hustlers, streamers, and pseudo-Tarzans. A guide to all the types of guy (and a few gals) you don’t want to become.

SATIRE BY TOMMY CRAGGS AND EAMON WHALEN

ILLUSTRATIONS BY EDDIE GUY

FULLY OPTIMIZED PRIMAL NEO VITALIST MAHA TARZAN WARRIOR

PERSONA A new-age Tarzan, par...