The True Life Of The American Bachelor
Summer, 2026
The single American man is supposed to be lonely, broke, and going nowhere. These guys didn’t get the memo.
THIS STORY begins in an Eataly. Amid the rows of jarred syrupy cherries and laughably priced pastas, I meet Adam. Adam is a bachelor. He is 34 and the CEO of an industrial tech company. He lives alone in the West Village. He votes Democrat. He reads books and writes in a journal. He meditates. He is good-lookin...
