The 2018 Golden Globes ceremony is actually worth watching this year, despite it being the same old crap—movies about white women falling for mediocre white dudes/monsters/old men because only women date down (The Shape of Water is Beauty and the Beast, minus the Disney toe-tappers). Or about white men being the real heroes of a World War they themselves started and had POC from their colonies fight in (Dunkirk is … every Hollywood movie about WW2). Or about racist white cops being lovable assholes you wanna hug (Three Billboards is Crash). Even the movies they got right, like Get Out, they screwed up by snubbing the director and categorizing it wrong. Because racism is hilarious, I guess?