swaffelen (n) the act of hitting one’s exposed penis against an object or person

As Taylor shuffled through tab after tab on Pornhub, he finally settled on a swaffelen video with his favorite actress and got to work.

Swaffelen is exactly what it sounds like—in Dutch slang at least. (It’s tied to translations for swing and tail.) It means to bang one’s penis against something—a dick slap if you will. The penis can be flaccid or semi-hard, but the most important factor is that it must be soft enough to create a swinging motion when one rotates their hips. It can be a form of romantic expression during foreplay or it can be a form of humiliation. As long as all parties are into it, there’s no wrong way to get your swaffelen on.

The Dutch loved it so much, they picked swaffelen as their word of the year in 2008.