Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1954

Martinis, my girl, are deceiving:Take two at the very most.Take three and you're under the table.Take four and you're under the host.Perhaps you've heard of the impecunious snake who was so poor he didn't have a pit to hiss in.The young bachelor showed up at the office with a black eye. "What the hell happened to you?" inquired his associates."Well," he said, "I was getting dressed this morning when a button came off my fly. I'm all thumbs when it comes to sewing, so I r...