Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1955

A girl friend of ours entered a crossword-puzzle contest and missed first prize by just two letters. The problem, she said, was to find a four letter word, ending in i-t, to describe what is commonly found on the floors of bird cages. She was sure she had it, but the judges didn't care for her solution. Seems the correct answer was grit."Why don't you smile?" the teacher asked young Johnny."I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny replied."You poor dear," said the teache...