Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 1955

"Blessed are the pure," a waggish friend of ours misquotes, "for they shall inhibit the earth."The passionate young thing was having a very difficult time getting across what she wanted from her rather dense boy friend. Finally, she asked, "Would you like to see where I was operated on for appendicitis?""Gosh, no!" he replied. "I hate hospitals."An elderly French playboy entered the door of his favorite sporting-house and asked the Madam if he mi...