Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 1956

The sweet young thing was shopping for her wedding gown."Have you been married before?" asked the sales girl."Why, no -- why do you ask?""Well, when a girl has been previously married, it's customary to wear lavender rather than white.""Oh. Well let's see what you have in white with lavender trim."She was a gorgeous girl. And he was a loving male. He praised her shape in English, French, Italian, and Braille.Two longtime friends sipped Scotch in a local ba...

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