Limericks

September, 1956

There was a young fellow named GoodieWho claimed that he wouldn't (but would he?)If he found himself nudeWith a girl in the mood.The question's not would he, but could he?A lady athletic and handsomeGot wedged in a sleeping room transom.When she offered much goldFor relief, she was told,"The view is worth more than the ransom."A Bostonian sub-deb named Brooks,Whose hobby was reading good books,Once snared her a Cabot,Who looked like a rabbit,And deftly lived up to his looks.There was a...