Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 1957

The curvy little coed in the tight-fitting cashmere sweater wiggled up to the professor after class and murmured in a honeyed voice, "I'm afraid I didn't do very well on that quiz today, Professor. But I'll do anything to pass this course. Just anything."The professor raised an eyebrow. "Anything?""Uh huh," she cooed. "Anything you ask.""Then study," he said dryly.Then there was the middle-aged business man who took his spouse to Paris. After tra...

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