Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1957

Why did you spend so much time parked in that fellow's automobile last night?" demanded the irate mother."I could hear the giggling and squealing for a good half-hour.""But, Mom," answered her daughter, "if a fellow takes you to the movies you ought to at least kiss him good night.""I thought you went to the Stork Club?" countered the mother."We did."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines chaperone as one who could never make the team, but is stil...