Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1957

The long-shanked, ash-blonde Hollywood starlet was grappling with the producer in his Laurel Canyon home for a full half-hour. Finally, with a supreme effort, she picked herself up off the couch, straightened her stockings, brushed the hair off her forehead, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Flirt."We know an honest, if henpecked, hus-band who tells us that he really doesn't mind being in the doghouse as long as he can get his tail outside.Tsk, tsk," said the unhappy execu...