Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 1959
The expectant father paced the hospital waiting room."Say, this is our first child," he said to the relaxed veteran slouched in the corner reading a newspaper. "How long do you have to wait, after the baby is born, before you can -- uh -- resume marital relations with your wife?""Well, that depends," said the seasoned sire, "on whether she's in a ward or a private room."An ornithologist of our acquaintance is troubled by the fact that the stork is too ofte...
