Superman

July, 1959

I used to be Superman.I used to 60 rescuing people all the hell over the place. Wherever you looked I was saving Somebody.Then one day I pulled this chick from the river. Do you think she Thanked me? No!She just wanted to know why I had this Compulsion to rescue.She accused me of doubting my masculinity and hence my exhibitionist tendencies. She wanted to know why I don't spend more time Reading.She took one look at my cape and said I was a latent transvestite, and why was my costume so skin tig...

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