Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1960

When her friends got word that Betty, a beautiful young starlet, had married Homer, an elderly gentleman worth ten million dollars, they all sent her Get Will cards.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines:Alcatraz as the pen with a lifetime guarantee.both bigamy and marriage as having one wife too many.comic strip as a burlesque queen who tells jokes while she peels.hula dance as a shake in the grass.individualist as a man who lives in the city and commutes to the suburbs.orgy as group therapy.suburban...