Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1962

One day in school young Johnny wrote on the blackboard, "Johnny is a passionate devil." The teacher reprimanded him for this act, and made him stay after school for one hour. When he finally left the school that evening, all his friends crowded about him, eager to hear what punishment he had received. "What did she do to you?" asked one little tyke."I ain't sayin' nothin'," Johnny replied, "except that it pays to advertise."Then there was the Indian chief...