Playboy's Party Jokes
October, 1963
Our Unabashed Dictionary defines optimist as a man who sits in the last row of the theater and winks at the showgirls.The beautiful 18-year-old girl, sobbing quietly at the funeral services for her 75-year-old husband, was overheard confiding to a solicitous neighbor: "We had such a happy marriage for the six months it lasted. Every Sunday morning he would make love to me, and he'd keep time with the church bells that summoned you all to services." She sobbed a little, then said with r...
