Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1964

The difference between a beautiful girl and a female robot is that the robot stops making noise when it gets oiled.Once upon a time there were three coeds -- a big coed, a medium-sized coed, and a little tiny coed. One night they came home from a dance, and the big coed said, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"The medium-sized coed looked in her room and said, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"And the little tiny coed said, "...Well, nighty-night, girls!"A polite...