Playboy's Party Jokes
September, 1964
A fashion expert of our acquaintance predicts that if stretch pants get any tighter, they'll be replaced by spray paint.She had just finished her shower when the doorbell rang. Tiptoeing to the front door, shivering in plump, pink nudity, she called, "Who is it?""The blind man," came a mournful voice, so she shrugged and opened the door with one hand while reaching for her purse with the other. When she turned to face the man, he was grinning from ear to ear, and she saw that...
