Playboy's Christmas Cards

December, 1965

missives and missiles for the jolly seasonTo the Persecuted Girl in Topless Fashions Be of good cheer though you're hauled into court For having no visible means of support.To a Discothéque Partner (who must be somewhere in this room) We used to fox-trot cheek to cheek, My eager arms entwined you. But as we frug this Christmas Eve, I cannot even find you. Before this record started, dear, I planned to woo and win ya. But while I'm dancing in New York, I think you're in Virginia. I long to nibble...